Free Will Astrology

[alexmegami]

http://www.freewillastrology.com/horoscopes/virgo.html

Virgo, for the week of June 25, 2009:

There's a better than even chance that you're about to embark on a Summer of Love. To improve your odds even more, meditate on the following questions. 1. What qualities do you look for in a lover that you would benefit from developing more fully in yourself? 2. What do you think are your two biggest delusions about the way love works? 3. Is there anything you can do to make yourself more lovable? 4. Is there anything you can do to be more loving? 5. Are you willing to deal with the fact that any intimate relationship worth pursuing will inevitably evoke the most negative aspects of both partners -- and require both partners to heal their oldest wounds?

Interestingness and passion. Energy (wish I could develop that one). "Class"? Elegance, I think. Better word for it. The ability to dance. Grace. Thinky thoughts. It doesn't; I'm still not convinced that's a delusion though. People work and they do the work and they benefit from the work. See answer to question one. I feel like I'm losing love tickets. I need a machine that gives me back the ones I give, except machines don't give love tickets, people do. I'm not even sure what mine are.

I will tell you a secret. It was going to be my PostSecret, but here it is for you: I want a lover that will pull me apart, find the black gunk inside, play around with it a bit and put it back and piece me back together. I worry that my black gunk isn't. I worry that people are good at the pulling apart but not the putting back together. I know that not many people want to get covered in gunk anyway. It's a messy thing. Besides, you have to know where to find the seams.

And actually, this isn't that cryptic.

Comments

[mysticjuicer.livejournal.com]

That's true. I guess my "?" was more at the idea that someone else can do the work for you. At the end of the day it's still you who's going to have to figure out if their analysis is actually right or not.

[alexmegami]

They can't, but they can certainly cut through a lot of red tape, I guess would be my analogy.

[alexmegami]

Ha, of course, immediately following is this week's horoscope, opening: According to my projections, you will not, in the coming weeks, meet a dark, secretive stranger who'll play you like a violin. Nor will you be lured to the warehouse district after midnight to pick up the "missing stuff." And I highly doubt that you will be invited to join a cult that's conspiring to seize political power following the events of December 21, 2012.