Burrisisms 101

[alexmegami]

Friday and today's Burrisisms:

Friday: [he's wearing purple!]
"Purple is black in a good mood."

"They [the puns for our brain fuction memorization sheet] get worse. I blame myself. And society."

"This site may keep you amused... for minutes even."

"Have you ever been stargazing and you see a star at the corner of your eye so you turn and look and WHERE DID IT GO?! ...you are not a freak, and the stars are not conspiring against you."

[puts up an optical illusion] "See the concentric circles? No? You see only spirals, right? Well, let me show you..." [hums the Jeopardy theme as he traces the circles] "Wait, gotta do it again, prove that it's right..." [hums the Jeopardy theme again]

"I gotta take this off, or some people are gonna trance on me."

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"So why don't we usually see blind spots in everyday life, floating around on our eyeballs? You go to kiss a date and their head keeps appearing and disappearing... 'STOP DOING THAT! [strangle] I'm under enough stress as it is!'"

He loves the Ikea lamp commercial. "Many of you have feelings for the lamp. You are CRAZY."

Cool note: people, is asked to estimate the length of a 5$ or a 20$, and the reward is the money, will think the $20 is longer.
$5 = average estimate of 166 mm (it's 157 mm)
$20 = average estimate of 201 mm (it's also 157 mm)

Weird, no?

Comments

[scapegoat-5.livejournal.com]

Not very amusing...

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Not very amusing at all... =P

[scapegoat-5.livejournal.com]

Hehe, just thought I'd add... am I the only one who notices that the $5 and $20 are the exact same length?? =P Like when you hold them and line them up, they're exactly lined up!! =P Just thought I'd comment ^_^

and why would people think that the $20 is a whole 5 cm longer anyway?? I can imagine a little difference but 5 cm...?? That's just a little silly isn't it...??

Re:

[alexmegami]

It was two different groups... but the idea is that the bigger the denomination, the bigger the prize, the bigger people would guess it to be.

(Bigger is better!)