Hee hee...

[alexmegami]

Random:

Willow: Go to your room.
Alex: Will you come with me? ;)
Willow: *laughs* Depends.
Alex: On? ^^
Willow: I don't know. ^^ Start offering?
Alex: Erm... I'll give you sugar? ^^
Willow: Oooh... what kind?
Alex: Marshmallows? Um... Fruitopia... I have no idea what other sugar we have. ^^
Willow: Very tempting...
Alex: *l* Yay?
Willow: Sound more excited. ^^
Alex: Yes mistress. ^^ Hurrah! *glomp*
Willow: Mistress? ^^
Alex: Well... you're not my concubine anymore, so... ^^ And "yes wife" doesn't have the same ring to it.
Willow: That's true. ^^
Alex: Hai. ^^ So unless you have a better name...?
Willow: No, that works. ^^
Alex: Okay, mistress-sama. ^^
Willow: *grins*

Amusing french slang:
MALPT! (Expletive)

Used to wish someone tremendous good luck. Abbreviation for the phrase "Merde A La Puissance Treize!" which is translated as "Shit to the thirteenth power". Origin unknown. Used as a friendly term. Example: a friend of yours is about to take an exam. You would say "MALPT!" to wish him well!

(Lyta):
SDHaiku: You didn't find me drop dead sexy?
SDEspoir: Should I have?
SDHaiku: *weeps!*


So Jason, SimonL, Steve and I are watching Three to Tango...
SimonL: Man, I don't know why [character] is complaining about being thought of as gay!
Steve: Uh, maybe because he won't be able to date GIRLS any more?
SimonL: No dude, it's like the song! "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks"!
Steve: ...Okay, you're right. After all, it worked for Simon.
Me: XD

(later)

SimonL: What, you're telling me you DIDN'T date him because he's gay?
Me: NO!
SimonL: Bull.
Me: *cracking up*
SimonL: Well, okay then! You dated him because he's cute. Why's he cute? Because he's gay! Therefore, my point is proven!
Me: ...need...air...

Comments

[shugahkitty.livejournal.com]

....the french slang thing is hilarious! where'd u hear about it?

*grins*

[alexmegami]

A french-slang website, while looking for slang to tell Lyta about (for a chara of hers ;)

[jaltok]

Willow seems to be taking over the world. Soon everyone will call her Mistress. O.o

Except for Gwy...

[alexmegami]

Because Gwy is Willow's mistress, ne?

Gwydion owning the world... now there's a scary concept.

Not as scary as Mistress Willow-sama ruling it though ;)

But I'm not gay! *flouncy gesticulations*

[mysticjuicer.livejournal.com]

*pouts* :>)