Dragon Age

[alexmegami]

In the end, seduced Zevran, Alastair, and Leilana, had Alastair impregnate Morrigan, saved the world, and PROMPTLY GOT DITCHED BY ALL MY COMPANIONS EXCEPT THE DRUNK DWARF. WHAT THE HELL.

I mean, even Alastair - who was like YEAH! I TOTALLY LOVE YOU BABE LET US MAKE SNARKY YET SWEETLY SHY COMMENTS AT EACH OTHER was like "I'm heading off for Tevinter, catch you when I get home." After three years of adventuring and fearing we would be killed by dragons, I DON'T LIKE SURPRISES.


And THEN Patrick tells me that Alastair, if you make him king, if you are not a female human noble and even if he is in love with you, will THROW YOU OVER FOR ANORA. WHAT THE FUCK. Oh my god, I am so ENRAGED by that. You have no idea. It was like a sick sucker punch. I was like but TRUE LOVE and Pat was like "no, sorry."

But... but...!

Also, can I just say how ridiculous it is that Zevran, who is like the biggest slut in the world (and I love him) is like OH NOES ALASTAIR'S FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELINGS? Fuck that.


Uh... yeah, I totally loved the game, it just kind of broke my heart a little there.

Seven weeks to DA2?

Comments

[kisekinotenshi.livejournal.com]

It is definitely up there on the list, but I adore the Dalish Elf anyway. XD The only origin I'm not a huge fan of is the mage origin. Just kind of disappointing when all the other origins are so rife with drama. But then, I'm a weird person who finds Jowan ear-piercingly annoying, as opposed to cute, so having to deal with him the whole time was probably the kicker.

[alexmegami]

People... find Jowan cute?

And people (or at least a lot of people I know) find Alastair annoying.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD.

[kisekinotenshi.livejournal.com]

I KNOW RIGHT. Every time Jowan speaks I want to punch him. HE'S SUCH A WHINY LITTLE GIT. "WAH MY LIFE SUCKS I'M GONNA BECOME A BLOOD MAGE WAAAAAAHHHHHHH"