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[alexmegami]

I THINK THERE IS A MOUSE IN MY CEILING. EITHER THAT OR A *REALLY* BIG-ASS SPIDER OR CENTIPEDE OR SOMETHING.

*hyperventilates*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

*whimpers and curls into a little ball*

Now every little creak of the house = SOMETHING IS MOVING UP THERE

And the little greyish-brown things on the floor are no longer cardboard but rather DROPPINGS

And I am REALLY HOPING that this is just a late-night FREAKOUT and my eyes/glasses playing TRICKS ON ME

But GODDAMNIT I'M NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT.

Comments

[changeinwatrloo.livejournal.com]

Sympathies. I had centipedes in my old house and was scared shitless of them.

This is how I got through the night: Vermin hate carpet. Have you ever seen a spider or centipede crawling across carpet? I haven't, and come to think about it I've never seen a mouse either. When I got freaked out I'd just go lay on the couch in my living room and fall asleep knowing I'm over here and they're over there.

[alexmegami]

The couch is closer to the hole in the ceiling that I saw whatever in, though, and I know that the bugs, at least, can move across ceilings. And fall. *shudder*

[changeinwatrloo.livejournal.com]

The solution is to carpet your walls and ceilings. This is obviously.

[changeinwatrloo.livejournal.com]

Oh, and move your couch.

[extramild.livejournal.com]

it's okay! I'll squish bugs for you, for sexual favours, that is

[macamhaoilein.livejournal.com]

Its a deal! :D