That's right, bitches.

[alexmegami]

I'm fucking doing NaNoWriMo.

And I'm fucking finishing it this year.

So fuck you all!

(I don't mean fuck you all. Although I might like to.)

And no, you can't read it. It's too fucking artsy. OK? But you can fucking read my fucking word count meters every day. If I'm not gaining at least 3% a day, fucking kick me. OK?

That's right, bitches. This thing is on. I am pissed the fuck off and I am channelling it into the least fucking angry thing I will ever write. Therefore, FUCKING FUCK FUCK.

Now that I've offended, bemused, or alienated you all, here's my FUCKING word meter.



If I were actually concentrating, I could probably do about a thousand words an hour. Right now, I'm at about 711, or 11-12 words a minute. Fuck that shit, my WPM is 55. BRING IT ON, I NEED WINE AND WOMEN.

Comments

[beer-baron80.livejournal.com]

Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word. ;)

[alexmegami]

Fucking fuck fuck. 'sright. Bitches.

I was tired and wanted to punch something. Still am and do, really.

Phuque!

[beer-baron80.livejournal.com]

Those fucking fuckers fucked the fucking thing fucking good.

No punching though. Leastways don't punch me. kthxbye

Re: Phuque!

[alexmegami]

Okay, no punching the Mikey.

Maybe some air kicks.

[idavale.livejournal.com]

See you at the NaNo finish line.

[alexmegami]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I haven't finished NaNo a single year I've written, so far. Think the closest I got was 10,000 words. Not this year! I'll pose ostentatiously if I have to.

[idavale.livejournal.com]

Posing is good. And finishing! :)

I've added you to my buddy list, btw. I'm Laura Q there.

[extramild.livejournal.com]

what is NaNo?

[alexmegami]

http://www.nanowrimo.org

Sign up, y0!

[extramild.livejournal.com]

yeah that would work, if I had any sort of writing talent..or spare time

[alexmegami]

Pfft, I don't have spare time! Talent is questionable.

[safti]

I NEED WINE AND WOMEN.

Uhh . . . yo. *poses*

Also, I'm naked with adorably messy ex-vampire hair. Does that help? ;)

[alexmegami]

*jumps you*

Dude, like I needed provocation? ;)

[sae.livejournal.com]

You are inspiring to behold :D GO ALEX GO! GO, DARE I SAY, MY IMOUTO!

I shall be doing a Nanovella, on account of it being my first time and me doing it with technical difficulties. How do you get the little word-o-meter?

[alexmegami]

If you click on the meter itself, it takes you to the site. :) Requires you to copy-paste in your novel, but will spit out a number for you.

And a Nanovella with no arms [well... you know what I mean] is a pretty awesome feat. :D GO ANIKI!

You have an account?

[sae.livejournal.com]

Well, I will try my best! I predict it'll be like 75% voice - all the non-English needs to be done by hand (so far I had Japanese and l33t speak *cough*), as well as editing/some formatting. Fascinating stuff, though.

And I do not! I figure since I'm only doing halfsies, no point signing up with the full thing. Next year, though, hopefully :D

[alexmegami]

That's a lot of talking, though, no? How good is the voice software, anyway? Can you talk pretty normally and have it pick everything up, or what?

Yay!

[sae.livejournal.com]

It is :D It'll get wierd when the things I'm saying get wierder (methinks I will be stuffing a towel against my door), but that's just part of the process.

Well, with the machine I got, it runs pretty well in its native program (like wordpad). I just have to speak to it in chunks so if it makes a mistake I can fix it quickly. It's usually either very close ("all" for "I'll", which is telling about my accent I think) or hilariously off when I start to mumble ("computer beats Saddam").

[alexmegami]

*giggle* I can imagine.

*ROTFL* What were you trying to say with that last one? ;)

[sae.livejournal.com]

"computer beeps at him."

Phonetically, I understand. But gah ;)

(Good luck! *hugs* You encourage me with your crazy high word count.)

[doomedmessenger.livejournal.com]

::blinkblink::

[alexmegami]

What?