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alexmegamiStarting answers to the questions of last post - don't read these yet until you ask one yourself!
Though I've filled in character names, so if you don't try and figure out which numbers are which, you can still read these, I guess.
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kisekinotenshi: If Ayori and Lidia were in a relationship, who'd be "wearing the pants"?
First, I want to say: this makes me giggle madly. You have the pyromaniac and the girl that is terrified of fire in a relationship. They'd... they'd... they'd kill each other somehow. That said, Lidia totally wears the pants. Hell, she wore the pants with Jace, and they weren't even in a relationship.
zen_jedi: Of Aine, Cynthia, and Danielle, which would you *least* like to see in the real world?
AINE. Oh my god, the world does NOT need a crazy girl with magical powers and an inferiority complex wandering around. Cynthia, at least, barely uses her magic, and mostly affects herself. And Danielle, well, wow. Sex. I would LOVE for Danielle to exist. :D
firstfaerie: What Disney Princesses would Rook, Melody, and Wilma gravitate toward? Similarly, in the musical animated version of their life (of each of the above), what is the title of their main "Declaration of Woe/Ambition" song?
Rook is a Belle sort of girl - she approves of girls that have read the entire library ;) Melody would probably identify more with Ariel, but they all sing except for Jasmine, as far as I can remember, so they're all pretty good. Wilma hates this question and everything to do with it. Also, she wants to know if Nala is an option.
Rook's song would probably be something a little sad and quiet, short, a Declaration of Woe, and probably titled "Uncertainty" or something similar.
Melody's would be a remix of as many Beatles songs as she could manage, a poppy Declaration of Ambition, and would be called "Down Abbey Road and Penny Lane (Following His Footsteps)".
Wilma hates this question and everything to do with it, and it would be an angry rock number that was a Declaration of Ambition about defeating enemies titled "Teamwork".
beer_baron80: Okay, Ayori (the President) was kidnapped by Rook and her evil minions. Meanwhile, Tathar & Euan are bad enough dudes to save Ayori. Oh, and we'll say that Takashi has a brief appearance for comic relief. Go.
I almost want to leave this alone, because it is so damn funny. Well, Ayori was kidnapped because she was DESTROYING THE WORLD, and the earthquakes and shit were starting to freak Rook out. After all, how's a vampire supposed to sleep securely if they're afraid of their haven collapsing? So Rook snuck in, Obfuscated, knocked Ayori out and carted her back to her [Rook's] haven. Where she apologized profusely.
Meanwhile, Tathar and Euan, the latest in Ayori's flavor-of-the-week hired help, have been dispatched since Teri and Nym are busy trying to kill each other. Comedically, Takashi got crispy-fried with one of Teri's fireballs. Euan manages to steal Ayori back under the guise of being Alan, while Tathar mostly sits back and makes snarky-ass comments.
Then the world ends because Ayori would be a terrible president, and also, she's married to a pyromaniac vampire.
mysticjuicer: In the last election, who voted for which party?
Tathar voted anarchist, Lucius voted for The God-Headed Theocracy of the Sexy State of Lucius Party, Wilma voted Green, Euan voted Evil, Leah voted Conservative (for Shadowrun, which really meant "Capitalizt"), Aine voted Conservative, and everyone else voted Liberal.
If Az, Vicki and Lucius were characters in a blaxploitation vampire movie, what roles would they play?
Az is playing a Cleopatra Jones-style hero-turned-vampire and bitching that she isn't actually black. Although she is actually a vampire, so maybe that makes up for it.
Vicki is the director, actually, although she feels really weird about the whole thing. On the other hand, her artistic touch brings the whole thing an air of some legitimacy.
Lucius plays Az's vampire pimp, and sleeps with the entire cast. As if he could do anything else.
If Rook and Melody grew up with us, and went to our high-school, how would our lives be different as a result?
Actually, not that different. Melody is a flakier version of Katie with more asexuality, and Rook was an asocial nerd girl. THEY ARE LIKE US BUT NOT LIKE US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
Oh, other than the fact that we would have had a Mage friend and a Vampire friend. But Rook wouldn't have bit us, and Melody would have just been like, "I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME!" and we would have giggled.
Aliens abduct Takashi and base all their assumptions about the human race on their findings. Do they dare to invade and enslave us afterwards? How hard a time do they have of it?
XD XD XD Of course they do. They learn that the human race is incapable of feeding itself, and will willingly bring thieves, drug addicts, and all manner of criminals into their homes willingly in the hope that they will bring themselves around and live cleanly. Oh, and that we're gay. They, sadly, sorely underestimate us, but there's a lot of alien gay sex.
If werewolves attacked Euan, Tathar and Aine while they're spending the night in a creepy house on a dare, would the movie of the events be: an action movie, a comedy, a musical or straight-up horror?
All of the above. Tathar would make it a [darker] comedy, Euan and Aine would kick butt, but then they'd turn on each other and it would end in blood. BLOOOOOOD!
sasuran: What exactly would happen if Az, Vicki, Euan and Leah ended up winning a weekend trip to an onsen (hot springs) together?
Az would try and seduce Vicki while Euan and Leah duked it out to discover WHICH ONE was the better MAGICAL ASSASSIN GIRL. Az would probably succeed and nibble on Vicki's neck as Leah blasted Euan with fire from invisibility. SHAPESHIFTING CAN'T BEAT FIRE! FOR THE WIN!
Though I've filled in character names, so if you don't try and figure out which numbers are which, you can still read these, I guess.
kisekinotenshi: If Ayori and Lidia were in a relationship, who'd be "wearing the pants"?First, I want to say: this makes me giggle madly. You have the pyromaniac and the girl that is terrified of fire in a relationship. They'd... they'd... they'd kill each other somehow. That said, Lidia totally wears the pants. Hell, she wore the pants with Jace, and they weren't even in a relationship.
zen_jedi: Of Aine, Cynthia, and Danielle, which would you *least* like to see in the real world?AINE. Oh my god, the world does NOT need a crazy girl with magical powers and an inferiority complex wandering around. Cynthia, at least, barely uses her magic, and mostly affects herself. And Danielle, well, wow. Sex. I would LOVE for Danielle to exist. :D
firstfaerie: What Disney Princesses would Rook, Melody, and Wilma gravitate toward? Similarly, in the musical animated version of their life (of each of the above), what is the title of their main "Declaration of Woe/Ambition" song?Rook is a Belle sort of girl - she approves of girls that have read the entire library ;) Melody would probably identify more with Ariel, but they all sing except for Jasmine, as far as I can remember, so they're all pretty good. Wilma hates this question and everything to do with it. Also, she wants to know if Nala is an option.
Rook's song would probably be something a little sad and quiet, short, a Declaration of Woe, and probably titled "Uncertainty" or something similar.
Melody's would be a remix of as many Beatles songs as she could manage, a poppy Declaration of Ambition, and would be called "Down Abbey Road and Penny Lane (Following His Footsteps)".
Wilma hates this question and everything to do with it, and it would be an angry rock number that was a Declaration of Ambition about defeating enemies titled "Teamwork".
beer_baron80: Okay, Ayori (the President) was kidnapped by Rook and her evil minions. Meanwhile, Tathar & Euan are bad enough dudes to save Ayori. Oh, and we'll say that Takashi has a brief appearance for comic relief. Go.I almost want to leave this alone, because it is so damn funny. Well, Ayori was kidnapped because she was DESTROYING THE WORLD, and the earthquakes and shit were starting to freak Rook out. After all, how's a vampire supposed to sleep securely if they're afraid of their haven collapsing? So Rook snuck in, Obfuscated, knocked Ayori out and carted her back to her [Rook's] haven. Where she apologized profusely.
Meanwhile, Tathar and Euan, the latest in Ayori's flavor-of-the-week hired help, have been dispatched since Teri and Nym are busy trying to kill each other. Comedically, Takashi got crispy-fried with one of Teri's fireballs. Euan manages to steal Ayori back under the guise of being Alan, while Tathar mostly sits back and makes snarky-ass comments.
Then the world ends because Ayori would be a terrible president, and also, she's married to a pyromaniac vampire.
mysticjuicer: In the last election, who voted for which party?Tathar voted anarchist, Lucius voted for The God-Headed Theocracy of the Sexy State of Lucius Party, Wilma voted Green, Euan voted Evil, Leah voted Conservative (for Shadowrun, which really meant "Capitalizt"), Aine voted Conservative, and everyone else voted Liberal.
If Az, Vicki and Lucius were characters in a blaxploitation vampire movie, what roles would they play?
Az is playing a Cleopatra Jones-style hero-turned-vampire and bitching that she isn't actually black. Although she is actually a vampire, so maybe that makes up for it.
Vicki is the director, actually, although she feels really weird about the whole thing. On the other hand, her artistic touch brings the whole thing an air of some legitimacy.
Lucius plays Az's vampire pimp, and sleeps with the entire cast. As if he could do anything else.
If Rook and Melody grew up with us, and went to our high-school, how would our lives be different as a result?
Actually, not that different. Melody is a flakier version of Katie with more asexuality, and Rook was an asocial nerd girl. THEY ARE LIKE US BUT NOT LIKE US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
Oh, other than the fact that we would have had a Mage friend and a Vampire friend. But Rook wouldn't have bit us, and Melody would have just been like, "I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME!" and we would have giggled.
Aliens abduct Takashi and base all their assumptions about the human race on their findings. Do they dare to invade and enslave us afterwards? How hard a time do they have of it?
XD XD XD Of course they do. They learn that the human race is incapable of feeding itself, and will willingly bring thieves, drug addicts, and all manner of criminals into their homes willingly in the hope that they will bring themselves around and live cleanly. Oh, and that we're gay. They, sadly, sorely underestimate us, but there's a lot of alien gay sex.
If werewolves attacked Euan, Tathar and Aine while they're spending the night in a creepy house on a dare, would the movie of the events be: an action movie, a comedy, a musical or straight-up horror?
All of the above. Tathar would make it a [darker] comedy, Euan and Aine would kick butt, but then they'd turn on each other and it would end in blood. BLOOOOOOD!
sasuran: What exactly would happen if Az, Vicki, Euan and Leah ended up winning a weekend trip to an onsen (hot springs) together?Az would try and seduce Vicki while Euan and Leah duked it out to discover WHICH ONE was the better MAGICAL ASSASSIN GIRL. Az would probably succeed and nibble on Vicki's neck as Leah blasted Euan with fire from invisibility. SHAPESHIFTING CAN'T BEAT FIRE! FOR THE WIN!
