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[alexmegami]

Signs you might be selling your soul to Satan, courtesy of St. Mary's Church (according to this link here, anyway).

Oh man, I believe in the cult of Philosophy!

Seriously, what crack are these people smoking?

Complains of boredom, insists on spending time alone with friends away from adult supervision, eats Goth cereal (Count Chocula is an example of this), watches cable television, uses the internet excessively and makes time for the computer...

HOLY SHIT TEENAGERS ARE ALL GOTHS FOR SATAN!

(I'll do up my personal list later.)

Comments

[nijikongirl.livejournal.com]

I've seen that list before. We had a lot of fun with it on the Keenspace Forum. ^_^

[alexmegami]

It does amuse me so.

[sasuran.livejournal.com]

Whoops, n/m, I guess that's the link there.

*adds to list of e-mails she has to write ;_; *

[kisekileia.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness. I'm skeptical of the source, though. For one, I can't find the list or anything resembling it on the stmaryschurch.org website. It also seems strange that this is allegedly from a Catholic church rather than an extremely conservative evangelical one -- Catholics usually have a little more sense than that due to the moderating influence of the Vatican (which, despite being extremely conservative on reproductive issues, is at least sane). *knows this from having dated a devout, traditional Catholic who would be absolutely appalled by this list for two years*

[alexmegami]

*shrug* Again, this was transcribed from a pamphlet - this particular link was only from another website entirely that had linked to St. Mary's. Whether or not this is the actual source, I have no idea.

[kisekileia.livejournal.com]

Yeah...I checked the website it was from, saw the St. Mary's link, checked the St. Mary's website, and didn't find anything resembling it. Maybe the pamphlet was passed out by someone at St. Mary's. I suspect the original source is extreme conservative evangelical/fundamentalist, though :P. (Something along the lines of Jack Chick or av1611.org, probably.) It is amusing but disturbing.

[safti]

HOLY SHIT TEENAGERS ARE ALL GOTHS FOR SATAN!

Fuck that, given the Count Chocula thing, a friend of mine's four-year old is a goth for Satan. *rolls eyes* I'd seen this before, but I think the "OMG IF I PRAY HARD ENOUGH MY CHILD WILL BE NORMAL!!" thing is starting to wear down. I hope. Erf.