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alexmegamiThings to Put on My New Year's Resolution List:
1. Get a decent sleep schedule in place.
2. Participate in NaNoWriMo next year, you tool.
3.
4. Profit!
1. Get a decent sleep schedule in place.
2. Participate in NaNoWriMo next year, you tool.
3.
4. Profit!
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Date: 2004-12-01 04:20 am (UTC)Oo! Oo! I know this one!
Date: 2004-12-01 06:24 am (UTC)Ever heard of the underpants gnomes? If you've ever watched South Park, you should have. If not, I suggest watching that episode. It's pretty awesome.
Anyway. The underpants gnomes had this knack of sneaking into Tweak's bedroom at three or four in the morning and stealing his underpants. They had this clever business scheme centred on underpants, see:
Phase 1: Collect underpants.
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit
So there you go.
I'm lovin' the random obscure refence that a loser like me would only pick up on and revel in. And oh, am I a-revelin'.
Re: Oo! Oo! I know this one!
Date: 2004-12-01 10:53 am (UTC)Same reason why #4 is profit.
Ever heard of twinkies? They're soft pastries with a wonderful creamy filling. They are also indestructible in their plastic packaging (which happens to not be indestructible). No matter how much force you put onto the twinkie, it will not break. It will bend and then return to its original form in all of its twinkie glory. It is also one of the two things that would survive nuclear war on the planet (the other being cockroaches). Twinkies have an up on cockroaches though. All cockroaches do in life is eat, mate and die. Twinkies suffer from none of these requirements of existence. They continue to perpetuate without the need of eating, mating or death, thus further proving their superiority. Why, were the twinkies to try to conquer the world, there is little we could do about it. We could bend them, but they would just bend back!
So be glad that twinkies are beings of good intention, or we would really have a problem on our hands.
o.O !
Date: 2004-12-01 05:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-01 09:32 am (UTC)