Quotes that Make Simon Awesome, Reposted
Nov. 11th, 2004 10:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
alexmegamiMysticjuicer: I feel so... pimping. *shoots self in the head with a chainsaw made of acid*
Alex: XD
Alex: *pets*
Alex: It's for research. Honest.
Mysticjuicer: XD
Mysticjuicer: You lie like an automatic lying machine.
Alex: It's true. Or a lie. No one's sure anymore. *machine breaks*
Mysticjuicer: Wow, are you using the same version as the Bush administration? Shame on you Alex. Shame on you.
Alex: Silence! I got it at a discount!
Alex: Wordsworth is... odd.
Alex: I thought I liked Romantic literature. Now I'm just confused.
Mysticjuicer: *l* Oh?
Mysticjuicer: Sounds like it's 'splaining time!
Alex: Basically... it's a poem... about the Wye valley. He extols its virtues for...
Alex: 160 lines.
Mysticjuicer: Riiiiight.
Alex: That's almost four pages, Kyle!
Alex: How about the power... to bore you?
Mysticjuicer: ...Kyle?
Mysticjuicer: XD
Mysticjuicer: Yes!
Alex: See, I knew you'd get it.
Mysticjuicer: Um, so, wow, burninate it.
Alex: Yeah.
Alex: At least the Wollstonecraft feminism essay was interesting.
Mysticjuicer: Everyone knows that the Wye valley's virtues can only be extolled for fifty, maybe sixty... seventy lines tops.
Mysticjuicer: Aye?
Alex: Aye.
Mysticjuicer: Oh, and for Wordsworth, I must just say... STICK OF PAIN!
Alex: Now, the Athenian hills, those I could see 160 lines.
Mysticjuicer: Very true.
Alex: Or even the Appennini mountains.
Alex: But the Wye? They have those in every city. *shakes head at a bad pun*
Mysticjuicer: XD
Mysticjuicer: You make me proud.
Alex: *bows* Thank you. The student has finally exceeded the master.
Mysticjuicer: Phh. I'll exceed you. In the face!
Mysticjuicer: Um.. wait.
Mysticjuicer: Though it's no surprise that your powers have grown. You're in English, they've probably got Alex-icon or five.
Mysticjuicer: With those at your command, I'm sure you can find words worth a thousand puns.
Mysticjuicer: I've got nothing.
Alex: *l* You have a random roll table for puns, don't you?
Alex: Here, borrow mine...
Mysticjuicer: Yup. Right next to my -bed roll-! Enh? Enh? Wasn't that awesome! I'm excited.
Mysticjuicer: *enter that acid chainsaw again*
Alex: XD
Alex: *pets*
Alex: It's for research. Honest.
Mysticjuicer: XD
Mysticjuicer: You lie like an automatic lying machine.
Alex: It's true. Or a lie. No one's sure anymore. *machine breaks*
Mysticjuicer: Wow, are you using the same version as the Bush administration? Shame on you Alex. Shame on you.
Alex: Silence! I got it at a discount!
Alex: Wordsworth is... odd.
Alex: I thought I liked Romantic literature. Now I'm just confused.
Mysticjuicer: *l* Oh?
Mysticjuicer: Sounds like it's 'splaining time!
Alex: Basically... it's a poem... about the Wye valley. He extols its virtues for...
Alex: 160 lines.
Mysticjuicer: Riiiiight.
Alex: That's almost four pages, Kyle!
Alex: How about the power... to bore you?
Mysticjuicer: ...Kyle?
Mysticjuicer: XD
Mysticjuicer: Yes!
Alex: See, I knew you'd get it.
Mysticjuicer: Um, so, wow, burninate it.
Alex: Yeah.
Alex: At least the Wollstonecraft feminism essay was interesting.
Mysticjuicer: Everyone knows that the Wye valley's virtues can only be extolled for fifty, maybe sixty... seventy lines tops.
Mysticjuicer: Aye?
Alex: Aye.
Mysticjuicer: Oh, and for Wordsworth, I must just say... STICK OF PAIN!
Alex: Now, the Athenian hills, those I could see 160 lines.
Mysticjuicer: Very true.
Alex: Or even the Appennini mountains.
Alex: But the Wye? They have those in every city. *shakes head at a bad pun*
Mysticjuicer: XD
Mysticjuicer: You make me proud.
Alex: *bows* Thank you. The student has finally exceeded the master.
Mysticjuicer: Phh. I'll exceed you. In the face!
Mysticjuicer: Um.. wait.
Mysticjuicer: Though it's no surprise that your powers have grown. You're in English, they've probably got Alex-icon or five.
Mysticjuicer: With those at your command, I'm sure you can find words worth a thousand puns.
Mysticjuicer: I've got nothing.
Alex: *l* You have a random roll table for puns, don't you?
Alex: Here, borrow mine...
Mysticjuicer: Yup. Right next to my -bed roll-! Enh? Enh? Wasn't that awesome! I'm excited.
Mysticjuicer: *enter that acid chainsaw again*
