Simon rocks!
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alexmegamiMe: And the fifth thing [I can't make Patrick do by pouting] is get him to buy me a plane.
Simon: A plane?
Me: Yes. 'What about a car?'
'A car I will buy.'
Simon: A car? Why can't I be dating Patrick?! Curse you Patrick, I'll take you apart from the inside!
Me: From the inside, eh? So, like
Both: Sodomizing him?
Simon: Yeah, 'and then we just turn the key in the lock and' [winding down noises] 'he shuts off.' Like clockwork. Sodomized clockwork.
Simon: A plane?
Me: Yes. 'What about a car?'
'A car I will buy.'
Simon: A car? Why can't I be dating Patrick?! Curse you Patrick, I'll take you apart from the inside!
Me: From the inside, eh? So, like
Both: Sodomizing him?
Simon: Yeah, 'and then we just turn the key in the lock and' [winding down noises] 'he shuts off.' Like clockwork. Sodomized clockwork.
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Date: 2003-08-07 09:37 pm (UTC)In a very good way.
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Date: 2003-08-08 06:38 am (UTC)I think we scare Patrick in a bad way. *grins*