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Alex: Jack Layton is now following me on Twitter.
http://twitter.com/jack_layton_mp
"This budget it a complete failure. It doesn't even afford Canada's politicians a desperately needed tax break on moustache dye."

Patrick: ... No fucking way...

Alex: lol
That's the fake. The real one is just jack_layton

Patrick: The real one is much less interested in moustache politics?

Alex: Yeah, more into posting shit like "watch the debates online!"
Jack Layton's favorite word is "great".

Patrick: It should be moustache.

Alex: It should be. Alas.

Patrick: His moustache haunts me, Alex. I know I shouldn't vote for his brand of short sighted leftist spending... and yet... the moustache.

Alex: It loves you.
It wants you to be happy.
And unionized.