Dear Patrick's Parents

Dear Patrick's Parents,

Thank you for the lip balm and cleansers. If I had known you were going to Newfoundland, I would have suggested you go by the Kit & Kaboodle; they make really tasty jams. (Assuming they're still around, anyway.)

Also, Pat is not on his way out. Though I secretly suspect he has a man-crush on Jeremy. In a totally Platonic way. No, really.

Love,
Alex

P.S. If you are going to keep reading my blog, you have to comment anonymously every so often. I mean, I do this purely for attention.

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So Werewolf on Thursday was fantastic.

Jay, please assure Pat and Jeremy that your "but why do you keep fucking us?!" was meant in jest. ;)

I call this game, "Why No, We Don't Have Daddy Issues."

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The story will wait until tomorrow, but, I mean, just LOOK at those characters. How can we not be a walking, talking Werewolf version of The Breakfast Club/Ten Things I Hate About You/every teen movie known to humanity? With werewolves in?