Jun. 3rd, 2005

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The New York Times, bringing me fruit fly porn in the name of gay science!

No, seriously.

When the genetically altered fruit fly was released into the observation chamber, it did what these breeders par excellence tend to do. It pursued a waiting virgin female. It gently tapped the girl with its leg, played her a song (using wings as instruments) and, only then, dared to lick her - all part of standard fruit fly seduction.

The observing scientist looked with disbelief at the show, for the suitor in this case was not a male, but a female that researchers had artificially endowed with a single male-type gene.

That one gene, the researchers are announcing today in the journal Cell, is apparently by itself enough to create patterns of sexual behavior - a kind of master sexual gene that normally exists in two distinct male and female variants.


...

Equally intriguing, the researchers say, is the possibility that a number of behaviors - hitting back when feeling threatened, fleeing when scared or laughing when amused - may also be programmed into human brains, a product of genetic heritage.

Blah blah blah, probably no master sexuality gene in humans, blah blah blah, another breakthrough in proving genetic reasons for sexuality...

Dude, the master sexual gene in fruit flies is called "fru". That's almost as good as "snoo-snoo".
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I link you to funny things because I am not funny myself!

Warning: following image is sacrelicious.

[livejournal.com profile] ginalin


And now, the following!

For everyone who has ever pulled an all-nighter.

Seriously, this guy reminds me of Pat.

Drugs. Drugs are the solution to this problem, but I have none except asprin produced in Czechoslovakia in 1968 and I have a firm rule about self-medicating with pills that outlived their country of origin.

Only on special occasion and there have to be hula-dancing monkey ninjas.

For obvious reasons.

Also I want pie.

Pie and a back up band.

Pie, a back up band, hula-dancing monkey ninjas and a fedora.

Pie, a back up band, hula-dancing monkey ninjas, a fedora and a dead Tasmanian hooker.

Is that too much to ask? I think not.

If you loved me you'd be mailing a dead tasmanian hooker to me right now.

Bitches.
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New Mage is up.

Seems like they get "Unseen Sense: All" as their second cool ability, but can't identify what it is without magic. Sweet.

Hmmm.

Jun. 3rd, 2005 12:27 pm
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So one of these days (maybe even today!), I'm going to give you guys a complete rundown of my religious history. (Yes, it's true, I wasn't always an atheist *G*)

So, watch this space (my LJ, not this post)!

In other news, my dad paid me for three extra hours. Sadly, those are getting credited from next week, so it's not actually paying me for them as giving me an advance loan... ah well.

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