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Pete: So how's the Waterloo life working out for you now that you're been there for almost two years?
Pete: on and off
Alex: Brilliant. Soon my plan to turn the Drama students into ninja and fight their dreaded EngSamurai enemies will be complete!
Pete: :)
Pete: But you have neglected the creation of a pirate army which the ninja must face on the battlefield of samurai corpses.
Alex: True. But the English/Psych hybrids are not yet complete.
Pete: Nuts.
Mysticjuicer: I feel so... pimping. *shoots self in the head with a chainsaw made of acid*
Alex: XD
Alex: *pets*
Alex: It's for research. Honest.
Mysticjuicer: XD
Mysticjuicer: You lie like an automatic lying machine.
Alex: It's true. Or a lie. No one's sure anymore. *machine breaks*
Mysticjuicer: Wow, are you using the same version as the Bush administration? Shame on you Alex. Shame on you.
Alex: Silence! I got it at a discount!
Alex: Wordsworth is... odd.
Alex: I thought I liked Romantic literature. Now I'm just confused.
Mysticjuicer: *l* Oh?
Mysticjuicer: Sounds like it's 'splaining time!
Alex: Basically... it's a poem... about the Wye valley. He extols its virtues for...
Alex: 160 lines.
Mysticjuicer: Riiiiight.
Alex: That's almost four pages, Kyle!
Alex: How about the power... to bore you?
Mysticjuicer: ...Kyle?
Mysticjuicer: XD
Mysticjuicer: Yes!
Alex: See, I knew you'd get it.
Mysticjuicer: Um, so, wow, burninate it.
Alex: Yeah.
Alex: At least the Wollstonecraft feminism essay was interesting.
Mysticjuicer: Everyone knows that the Wye valley's virtues can only be extolled for fifty, maybe sixty... seventy lines tops.
Mysticjuicer: Aye?
Alex: Aye.
Mysticjuicer: Oh, and for Wordsworth, I must just say... STICK OF PAIN!
Alex: Now, the Athenian hills, those I could see 160 lines.
Mysticjuicer: Very true.
Alex: Or even the Appennini mountains.
Alex: But the Wye? They have those in every city. *shakes head at a bad pun*
Mysticjuicer: XD
Mysticjuicer: You make me proud.
Alex: *bows* Thank you. The student has finally exceeded the master.
Mysticjuicer: Phh. I'll exceed you. In the face!
Mysticjuicer: Um.. wait.
Mysticjuicer: Though it's no surprise that your powers have grown. You're in English, they've probably got Alex-icon or five.
Mysticjuicer: With those at your command, I'm sure you can find words worth a thousand puns.
Mysticjuicer: I've got nothing.
Alex: *l* You have a random roll table for puns, don't you?
Alex: Here, borrow mine...
Mysticjuicer: Yup. Right next to my -bed roll-! Enh? Enh? Wasn't that awesome! I'm excited.
Mysticjuicer: *enter that acid chainsaw again*
Alex: XD
Alex: Glee!
Mysticjuicer: Is that glee for the low-ph automatic tree-chopper, or for something unrelated to my comically grizzly demise?
Alex: It was for the low pH automatic tree chopper. Now you too can have one for ten small payments of $99.95!
Mysticjuicer: Sweet Jesus!
Alex: Can I get an Amen>
Mysticjuicer: I.. guess so. But not here.
Alex: Oh. Well, uh...
Alex: I apparently have existential angst. I'm so proud.
Mysticjuicer: ...?
Mysticjuicer: Care to thingy?
Mysticjuicer: Heh. That sounds funny.
But really, care to elaborate?
Alex: XD
Alex: I have discovered I greatly dislike the idea of having to be responsible for my own life.
Mysticjuicer: Well, selectively.
Alex: Patrick seems to think I couldn't even feed myself without his family. That's silly. I just need his money as a substitute!
Mysticjuicer: *l*
Mysticjuicer: How silly of him.
Mysticjuicer: Oh! I know! I've got the perfect way to absolve yourself of the responsibility of living.
Mysticjuicer: Determinism!
Mysticjuicer: (This is a ploy to make you stop existentialistically angsting.)
Mysticjuicer: *hugs until it goes away*
Alex: XD
Mysticjuicer: *slaps you with a fish made of goat cheese until it goes away*
Alex: *hugs back*
Mysticjuicer: *doesn't know anymore*
Alex: Ack!
Alex: That was decidedly random...
Mysticjuicer: Yeah. It's a fallback tactic.
Mysticjuicer: ...I'm weak.
Alex: And Trillian won't let me open the log and let me copypaste. Evil, evil Trillian...
Mysticjuicer: Hmm. If you have the second latest version of MSN, it makes logs for you.
Mysticjuicer: Plus you can put pictures on it. Everyone likes pictures!
Alex: *l*
Alex: Well, it won't let me open because I'm editing the log as we speak.
Alex: Literally.
Mysticjuicer: Aha.
Mysticjuicer: ...wait.
Mysticjuicer: Catachrestic statement!
Mysticjuicer: Woot!
Alex: You just wanted to say catachrestic.
Mysticjuicer: Well... yes.
Alex: *loves*
Pete: on and off
Alex: Brilliant. Soon my plan to turn the Drama students into ninja and fight their dreaded EngSamurai enemies will be complete!
Pete: :)
Pete: But you have neglected the creation of a pirate army which the ninja must face on the battlefield of samurai corpses.
Alex: True. But the English/Psych hybrids are not yet complete.
Pete: Nuts.
Mysticjuicer: I feel so... pimping. *shoots self in the head with a chainsaw made of acid*
Alex: XD
Alex: *pets*
Alex: It's for research. Honest.
Mysticjuicer: XD
Mysticjuicer: You lie like an automatic lying machine.
Alex: It's true. Or a lie. No one's sure anymore. *machine breaks*
Mysticjuicer: Wow, are you using the same version as the Bush administration? Shame on you Alex. Shame on you.
Alex: Silence! I got it at a discount!
Alex: Wordsworth is... odd.
Alex: I thought I liked Romantic literature. Now I'm just confused.
Mysticjuicer: *l* Oh?
Mysticjuicer: Sounds like it's 'splaining time!
Alex: Basically... it's a poem... about the Wye valley. He extols its virtues for...
Alex: 160 lines.
Mysticjuicer: Riiiiight.
Alex: That's almost four pages, Kyle!
Alex: How about the power... to bore you?
Mysticjuicer: ...Kyle?
Mysticjuicer: XD
Mysticjuicer: Yes!
Alex: See, I knew you'd get it.
Mysticjuicer: Um, so, wow, burninate it.
Alex: Yeah.
Alex: At least the Wollstonecraft feminism essay was interesting.
Mysticjuicer: Everyone knows that the Wye valley's virtues can only be extolled for fifty, maybe sixty... seventy lines tops.
Mysticjuicer: Aye?
Alex: Aye.
Mysticjuicer: Oh, and for Wordsworth, I must just say... STICK OF PAIN!
Alex: Now, the Athenian hills, those I could see 160 lines.
Mysticjuicer: Very true.
Alex: Or even the Appennini mountains.
Alex: But the Wye? They have those in every city. *shakes head at a bad pun*
Mysticjuicer: XD
Mysticjuicer: You make me proud.
Alex: *bows* Thank you. The student has finally exceeded the master.
Mysticjuicer: Phh. I'll exceed you. In the face!
Mysticjuicer: Um.. wait.
Mysticjuicer: Though it's no surprise that your powers have grown. You're in English, they've probably got Alex-icon or five.
Mysticjuicer: With those at your command, I'm sure you can find words worth a thousand puns.
Mysticjuicer: I've got nothing.
Alex: *l* You have a random roll table for puns, don't you?
Alex: Here, borrow mine...
Mysticjuicer: Yup. Right next to my -bed roll-! Enh? Enh? Wasn't that awesome! I'm excited.
Mysticjuicer: *enter that acid chainsaw again*
Alex: XD
Alex: Glee!
Mysticjuicer: Is that glee for the low-ph automatic tree-chopper, or for something unrelated to my comically grizzly demise?
Alex: It was for the low pH automatic tree chopper. Now you too can have one for ten small payments of $99.95!
Mysticjuicer: Sweet Jesus!
Alex: Can I get an Amen>
Mysticjuicer: I.. guess so. But not here.
Alex: Oh. Well, uh...
Alex: I apparently have existential angst. I'm so proud.
Mysticjuicer: ...?
Mysticjuicer: Care to thingy?
Mysticjuicer: Heh. That sounds funny.
But really, care to elaborate?
Alex: XD
Alex: I have discovered I greatly dislike the idea of having to be responsible for my own life.
Mysticjuicer: Well, selectively.
Alex: Patrick seems to think I couldn't even feed myself without his family. That's silly. I just need his money as a substitute!
Mysticjuicer: *l*
Mysticjuicer: How silly of him.
Mysticjuicer: Oh! I know! I've got the perfect way to absolve yourself of the responsibility of living.
Mysticjuicer: Determinism!
Mysticjuicer: (This is a ploy to make you stop existentialistically angsting.)
Mysticjuicer: *hugs until it goes away*
Alex: XD
Mysticjuicer: *slaps you with a fish made of goat cheese until it goes away*
Alex: *hugs back*
Mysticjuicer: *doesn't know anymore*
Alex: Ack!
Alex: That was decidedly random...
Mysticjuicer: Yeah. It's a fallback tactic.
Mysticjuicer: ...I'm weak.
Alex: And Trillian won't let me open the log and let me copypaste. Evil, evil Trillian...
Mysticjuicer: Hmm. If you have the second latest version of MSN, it makes logs for you.
Mysticjuicer: Plus you can put pictures on it. Everyone likes pictures!
Alex: *l*
Alex: Well, it won't let me open because I'm editing the log as we speak.
Alex: Literally.
Mysticjuicer: Aha.
Mysticjuicer: ...wait.
Mysticjuicer: Catachrestic statement!
Mysticjuicer: Woot!
Alex: You just wanted to say catachrestic.
Mysticjuicer: Well... yes.
Alex: *loves*
