Heh

If there is a Heaven, it is a place where, no matter what stupid thing you do, you never have to take responsibility for it.

Now excuse me while I stab my own eyes out.

The Friday Five

1. What time do you wake up on weekday mornings?

7 AM. DEATH!

2. Do you sleep in on the weekends? How late?

Not usually - Joyee and Steven or Patrick usually want to do something. Maybe nineish, tennish. Noon at the very latest.

3. Aside from waking up, what is the first thing you do in the morning?

Weekdays - dress. Weekends - stretch and go back to sleep!

4. How long does it take to get ready for your day?

Depending how long it takes me to get out of bed, I can take under 5 minutes.

5. When possible, what is your favorite place to go for breakfast?

I'm not much of a breakfast person, really. Maybe a muffin at Country Style if I'm actually hungry (rare).