Mysticjuicer: So, how/why do you want to terrorize any boyfriends I might have?
Mysticjuicer: :>)
Alex: It'll be fun!
Mysticjuicer: *lol*
Alex: And anyone that can survive me is a keeper.
Mysticjuicer: XD
Alex: Also, I can put the fear of God into them.
Alex: So that they won't even consider NOT being a keeper.
Mysticjuicer: *LOL*
Mysticjuicer: Golden.
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Alex: I want to be a pirate.
Alex: Specifically, I want to be Jack Sparrow.
Willow: *laughs* You too, huh?
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I mean, all you have to do is stumble, ponce, drink, and talk with your hands! It's perfect!
I'm in love. Sign me up for the pirate life.