Random Acts of Violence:

Alex says: Autonomy of motion...
stefan. says: not understanding...
Alex says: *laughs*
Alex says: No... just...
Alex says: I thought my parents and I had gotten past the rebelling teenager/oppressive parents stage.
Alex says: Apparently my being gone for six months has caused a regression.
stefan. says: of course it has. : )
Alex says: And it's caused, in me, severe distress which is manifesting as an urge to shoot two warning shots IN THEIR HEADS.