alexmegami | Humor!

[in the car]
Me: You ARE a gay hick!
Simon: There's no such thing!
Me: You're right... they... move...
Simon: I'm thinking centralization around shopping centers.
Me: That's terrible.
Simon: Abercrombie and Fitch.
Me: Patrick is a gay hick!

...and mother freaking Ukraines!

Seth Green:
[as Becky] Can you tell I'm not that bright?
[as Rob] Perfect.
[as Becky] So you want my work shirt and my car? How about my virginity too?
[as Rob] If it's on the menu.
(that entire scene... humorous like DEATH)

Everyone must go see The Italian Job, if only for those two scenes. Well, and the cars. And the girl, whose name I cannot remember, but had the worst name in the movie ever. I mean, really. Never, never name your kid Stella, people. But anyway, you only have to look at her as it is, because she's sexy.

Most of what I have eaten today contained sugar. You can really really tell, because I have conversations like:

Me: Must repress urge to go dancing off into the night.
Simon: Dance!
Me: Never mind. It's only in my right arm.
Simon: The urge to go dancing into the night is only in your right arm?
Me: Yes.
(and this made perfect sense, at the time. NO, I don't need a psychiatric ward, I swear. I'm harmless.)

Simon: No falling asleep! That's what behind the wheel of your car is for!

Oh, I wish I could remember all the humor, but there was so very much of it...