TLU quotes

May. 15th, 2003 10:22 am
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"We are not always what we seem, and hardly ever what we dream. Still I have read, or heard it sung, that unicorns when time was young, could tell the difference 'twixt the two--the false shining and the true, the lips' laugh and the heart's rue." - Schmendrick

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"The eyes are perjurers, right enough," grunted the second man, who seemed to be wearing a swamp. "But do you truly trust the testimony of your ears, of your nose, of the root of your tongue? Not I, my friend. The universe lies to our senses, and they lie to us, and how can we ourselves be anything but liars? For myself, I trust neither message nor messenger; neither what I am told, nor what I see. There may be truth somewhere, but it never gets down to me."

"Ah," said the first man with a black grin. "But you came running with the rest of us to go with Robin Hood, and you hunted for him all night, crying and calling like the rest of us. Why not save yourself the trouble, if you know better?"

"Well, you never know," the other answered thickly, spitting mud. "I could be wrong."

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The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock.

((XD Secret judo holds!))

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"He had such high hopes for you, the poor man. Well, well, this is a surprise! And are you really still in the profession? My, you're a determined fellow! I always say perseverance is nine-tenths of any art - not that it's much help to be nine-tenths an artist, of course." -Mabruk

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Re: Judo Holds

Date: 2003-05-15 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mysticjuicer.livejournal.com
Yeah, that's pretty damn classic. *lol* Where's that from? Also, the Robin Hood one?

Wait, wait, don't tell me:

Date: 2003-05-15 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mysticjuicer.livejournal.com
I just figured out that I have eyes and enough brains to use them. Only after scads of effort though.

Date: 2003-05-15 10:09 pm (UTC)

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