D&D Quotes

Jun. 19th, 2011 08:07 pm
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I promised Jen I would post these weeks ago (like... two), so have the best quotes from her first game of D&D ;)

[Jen's character, Mab, gets shot with an arrow. We inform her that she can Intimidate the bloodied enemies out of combat so they'll flee.]

Jen: Great. I am pulling the arrow out of my stomach, licking my own blood off of it, and scream

"IS THIS WHERE YOU WANT TO DIE?!"


[rolls a 29]
Patrick: "No, it sure ain't!"

[Simon's dwarf, Sigrun, upon entering a underground lair:]

Simon: Smell that air!
Me: Stale and dusty?
Simon: Yup! Smells like home.

[Karl was one of the thugs we beat up and scared the shit out of, and wound up trying to take him back to town to be prosecuted. At one point we asked Patrick if Karl could do something.]

Patrick: Uh... no.
Simon: Fair enough. Karl has no applicable skills outside of betrayal and cowardice.
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I'm trying to put together some good V:tR Devotions, in particular for Az. Comments, suggestions, ideas?

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BALEETED!

Hung out with SimonB yesterday. That was, shall we say, hilarious awesomeness. Apparently Patrick has no shred of human dignity left, despite his insistences otherwise.

Complained about... well... everything... but because Simon is awesome he made it all better with HUMOR! We went out to Kelsey's for dinner, which was tasty (mmmm, caramel cake).

Then, there was the "let's make this character as other supernatural nWoD types!" game. So we made Everest as a vampire (he started as a Mage; Simon had already done him as a were, which he's pretty boss at; he made a reasonably cool Gangrel).

Then we did Randy the Random Vampire!
No, literally, random. We rolled a d6 for clan (1; Daeva); a d6 for covenant (6, Unbound); a d8 for Virtue/Vice (Charity/Sloth), and then a d6 to figure out primary/secondary/tertiary for Mentals/Physicals/Socials. Then again for skills; then a d8 to figure out which skill to prioritize in the group, then a d6 for how MANY skills to have in the group.

In the end, he became a lazy trust fund heir with a penchant for hiking who bought his way into vampirism.

And he was a pretty boss werewolf, too. Not so great a Mage, but.

Then we did Az as a crappy Ithaeur/Storm Lord XD and then again as a Moros/Silver Ladder. That was entertaining.

Yep. We're nuts.

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