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Dec. 8th, 2005 10:25 amOh, Neil...
Upon finding out that Disney is replacing Christopher Robin with a tomboy girl because Winnie the Pooh needs "a breath of fresh air", Neil Gaiman began to post as though he were a six year old girl, 'with a small number of endearing catchphrases'.
My favorite line is:
Gee. If I wasn't six years old and completely fictional, I'd be there like a shot. Oh, bitchcakes.
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In other news, I am putting out a mandate. All parents must now act like SimonB's parents. This is because
1) they are awesome
and
2)![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mistress_gwen will be completely unable to function around them. Fun for the whole me!
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ALSO ALSO, Jon Stewart is my GOD.
Wanna know whyfor this week?
Bill O'Reilly has apparently been making this huge deal about how Jon hates Christmas. So Jon comes back with this in his opening segment tonight:
JON (surrounded by mistletoe, holly, evergreen branches and flashing lights):
"I, Jon Stewart, hate Christmas, Christians, Jews and morality. I will not rest until every year, families gather to spend every December 25th together at Osama's Homobortion Pot 'n Commie Jizzporium."
Upon finding out that Disney is replacing Christopher Robin with a tomboy girl because Winnie the Pooh needs "a breath of fresh air", Neil Gaiman began to post as though he were a six year old girl, 'with a small number of endearing catchphrases'.
My favorite line is:
Gee. If I wasn't six years old and completely fictional, I'd be there like a shot. Oh, bitchcakes.
-----
In other news, I am putting out a mandate. All parents must now act like SimonB's parents. This is because
1) they are awesome
and
2)
mistress_gwen will be completely unable to function around them. Fun for the whole me!-----
ALSO ALSO, Jon Stewart is my GOD.
Wanna know whyfor this week?
Bill O'Reilly has apparently been making this huge deal about how Jon hates Christmas. So Jon comes back with this in his opening segment tonight:
JON (surrounded by mistletoe, holly, evergreen branches and flashing lights):
"I, Jon Stewart, hate Christmas, Christians, Jews and morality. I will not rest until every year, families gather to spend every December 25th together at Osama's Homobortion Pot 'n Commie Jizzporium."
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Aug. 17th, 2005 06:38 pmYou know, this could be an awesome birthday present...
Various authors auction off the right to have your name used in their next publication - including, among others, Neil Gaiman and 'Lemony Snicket'; proceeds go the First Amendment Project (http://www.thefirstamendment.org).
Various authors auction off the right to have your name used in their next publication - including, among others, Neil Gaiman and 'Lemony Snicket'; proceeds go the First Amendment Project (http://www.thefirstamendment.org).
