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[alexmegami]

Book Worm Meter for Alex

Shut In 71% . . 29% Out Of The House Intellectual 95% . . 5% Moron High Attention Span 95% . . 5% Low Attention Span Bookitude 96% . . 4% Book Burner Book Worm 89.25% . . 10.75% Bug Stomper

Take your bookworm readings.

Tell me something I didn't know!

My Romance Meter

Optimist 50% . . 50% Cynic Close 41% . . 59% Distant Long Term 43% . . 57% Brief

What does my romance meter read?

XD; So essentially I'll have it any way I can or no way at all. Sweet.

. . . What is my spectrum? I am red: My main color is red. This means I am goal oriented. Success is important to me. Achievment is the marker of a great life. . What is my spectrum?

But also bordering on purple?

Will Alex Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?

. 12% chance Bush would kill you. . 0% chance Clinton would kill you. . 0% chance he would sexually harass you. . 88% chance you would kill them.

Enter Combat

Yeah, but the odds are in my favor, baby :P

WARNING: FOLLOWING TESTS ARE SEXUAL IN NATURE! (Surprised? :P)

I Am The Sex Toy: Hi-Tech Masterpiece: Some say that I was developed in a top secret lab while others say I was developed by aliens for my probing capabilities, but only I know the truth! My mission here on earth is to launch a full out assault on your genitals with my spinning beads, vibrations, and clitoris teaser. My LCD screen keeps you informed, but only with information I want you to have! Mwua-ha-ha! Find out what sex toy you are.

Sure...?

My Favorite Male Part Is: The Butt: Round and firm. Thats where I branded him. Find out your favorite male body part!

XDDDDD;;; And no, you're not allowed to see the marks. ;)

My Favorite Female Part Is: The Leg: Toned and sexy. And they never run out of energy, if you know what I mean. Find out your favorite female body part!

Not true! Hair is my favorite part... ...what?



Woo, I've nothing important to say as always. Maybe next time I'll tell you a sad story involving much stupidity and why utilitarianism should be used. :P