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Jan. 14th, 2012 02:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
alexmegamiPick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
(Depending on what we're counting - there's an insert)
"Contraindications: Frictions are not used over peripheral nerves, with acute injury, rheumatoid arthritis, infective arthritis, structures that are too deep to be reached, client's use of anti-inflammatories, anticoagulants or high-dose long-term steroid medication, peripheral vascular disease, fragility of the skin or soft tissue to be treated and client discomfort with the technique."
OR
"Frequency: The number of sessions varies from six to 12 performed every other day (Maigne, 1996)."
Hee hee hee hee.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
(Depending on what we're counting - there's an insert)
"Contraindications: Frictions are not used over peripheral nerves, with acute injury, rheumatoid arthritis, infective arthritis, structures that are too deep to be reached, client's use of anti-inflammatories, anticoagulants or high-dose long-term steroid medication, peripheral vascular disease, fragility of the skin or soft tissue to be treated and client discomfort with the technique."
OR
"Frequency: The number of sessions varies from six to 12 performed every other day (Maigne, 1996)."
Hee hee hee hee.
