Amusing Canadian election joke
Jan. 23rd, 2006 11:30 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Martin, Harper and Layton are flying on the Executive Airbus to a gathering in British Columbia, when Martin turns to Harper and says, chuckling, "You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make someone very happy."
Harper shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people happy."
Not to be outdone, Layton says, "Well, I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "What arrogant asses back there! Hell, I could throw all three of them out the window and make 32 million people happy."
(Happy voting, everyone!)
Harper shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people happy."
Not to be outdone, Layton says, "Well, I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "What arrogant asses back there! Hell, I could throw all three of them out the window and make 32 million people happy."
(Happy voting, everyone!)