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alexmegami(Today's trivia: did you know Jon Stewart is a full inch shorter than me? He's hot, he's 43, he's shorter than me. I'm not sure how I feel about that. However, I will still use my spare time to ponder the possibilities of converting to Judaism.)
Key quotes from tonight:
The "General Grant" and the HORN
Bill O'Reilly: Civilian lawyers and human rights groups are allies of terror!
Bill O'Reilly: Let's tell John McCain torture WORKS!
Jon: (re: the plane crash that everyone survived) "IT WASN'T A MIRACLE!"
[clip of EMT worker talking about their excellent response time, etc.]
Jon: "FINALLY! Some kudos to human excellence in the field. Those EMTs are awesome..."
EMT worker: "And it was really a miracle..."
Jon: "NO! IT WAS THEIR SATANIC COMPETENCE!"
News Reporter: "And is it just me, or is there a baby boom of pandas in this country?"
Jon: "Perhaps it's a miracle! Or perhaps it's [ominous] SEASONAL BREEDING PATTERNS."
Jon: "You're too white to say schmutz."
Jon Stewart: "Does [Novak] absorb light?"
Miles O'Brien: "I think he glows in the dark."
Key quotes from tonight:
The "General Grant" and the HORN
Bill O'Reilly: Civilian lawyers and human rights groups are allies of terror!
Bill O'Reilly: Let's tell John McCain torture WORKS!
Jon: (re: the plane crash that everyone survived) "IT WASN'T A MIRACLE!"
[clip of EMT worker talking about their excellent response time, etc.]
Jon: "FINALLY! Some kudos to human excellence in the field. Those EMTs are awesome..."
EMT worker: "And it was really a miracle..."
Jon: "NO! IT WAS THEIR SATANIC COMPETENCE!"
News Reporter: "And is it just me, or is there a baby boom of pandas in this country?"
Jon: "Perhaps it's a miracle! Or perhaps it's [ominous] SEASONAL BREEDING PATTERNS."
Jon: "You're too white to say schmutz."
Jon Stewart: "Does [Novak] absorb light?"
Miles O'Brien: "I think he glows in the dark."
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Date: 2005-08-05 01:28 pm (UTC)[clip of EMT worker talking about their excellent response time, etc.]
Jon: "FINALLY! Some kudos to human excellence in the field. Those EMTs are awesome..."
EMT worker: "And it was really a miracle..."
Jon: "NO! IT WAS THEIR SATANIC COMPETENCE!"
Words cannot describe the joy that is my heart is filled with upon reading these words. No wonder you might willingly birth his children.
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Date: 2005-08-05 02:23 pm (UTC)"Yes, that was Bill O'Reilly lecturing John "I drank my own piss in a bamboo cage for five years" McCain on torture."
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Date: 2005-08-05 06:42 pm (UTC)What I love is that the U.S. networks were picking up on the whole miracle thing, while the only reactions I've heard from citizens around here is: "This is what happens when you leave a bloody culvert at the end of a runway, you incompetent bastards! For the second time!"
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Date: 2005-08-05 08:52 pm (UTC)Indeed...