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May. 11th, 2005 10:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
alexmegamiDear Random Guy on the Bus:
You may think you recognize me, but please don't touch me on the knee to get my attention. Especially since you are on a cell phone, and are thus incapable of immediately explaining who you are and why you felt the need to touch me.
No, we don't know each other from somewhere. If that was supposed to be a pickup line, you should have followed up with something. As it was, I turned away and took my morning nap.
No love,
Me
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Dear Price Lists:
Make sense NOW. Or else.
Double no love with stupid numbers,
Me
You may think you recognize me, but please don't touch me on the knee to get my attention. Especially since you are on a cell phone, and are thus incapable of immediately explaining who you are and why you felt the need to touch me.
No, we don't know each other from somewhere. If that was supposed to be a pickup line, you should have followed up with something. As it was, I turned away and took my morning nap.
No love,
Me
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Dear Price Lists:
Make sense NOW. Or else.
Double no love with stupid numbers,
Me
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Date: 2005-05-11 04:19 pm (UTC)Your letters never fail at amusing me! especially your no love to random strangers....but lots of love for me, right? : D
Love,
Me
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Date: 2005-05-11 05:13 pm (UTC)Too bad you didn't get to be on reality TV! I wanna be on reality TV!