As related to Amber and Pat:

[alexmegami]

[Recap: Bernhard is the German guy visiting my dad's company to help sell machines. Darrell is my dad's partner and the V.P. of the company. He is also English.]

So Bernhard comes over to me, and he's like, "Do you have a rubber for me?"
Me: o.O *thinking: elastic band?*
Darrell: *laughing* "No, no... Bernhard... we call them erasers here. In England, rubber is okay... but in Canada, rubber means condom."

XD;