Jun. 19th, 2011

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D&D Quotes

Jun. 19th, 2011 08:07 pm
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I promised Jen I would post these weeks ago (like... two), so have the best quotes from her first game of D&D ;)

[Jen's character, Mab, gets shot with an arrow. We inform her that she can Intimidate the bloodied enemies out of combat so they'll flee.]

Jen: Great. I am pulling the arrow out of my stomach, licking my own blood off of it, and scream

"IS THIS WHERE YOU WANT TO DIE?!"


[rolls a 29]
Patrick: "No, it sure ain't!"

[Simon's dwarf, Sigrun, upon entering a underground lair:]

Simon: Smell that air!
Me: Stale and dusty?
Simon: Yup! Smells like home.

[Karl was one of the thugs we beat up and scared the shit out of, and wound up trying to take him back to town to be prosecuted. At one point we asked Patrick if Karl could do something.]

Patrick: Uh... no.
Simon: Fair enough. Karl has no applicable skills outside of betrayal and cowardice.

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