It Helps If You Read The Post Titles

I think a few of you were confused by my last post. Namely, that it's not like I invented it or anything. I was just reporting on what I saw. I can't explain it any better than you can. I just thought it was fucking hilarious.

As a follow-up:

A: If I had to sit in that office for three minutes, I'd fall asleep against the wall.
P: If I had to sit in that office, I'd become a suicide bomber.
[pause]
P (to me): You can't repeat anything we say or we'll kill you.
ME: (barely containing laughter) Sounds like a plan.