Love Letters + Not-So-Love Letters

Dear Heroes,

*ahem*

DADDY ISSUES DADDY ISSUES DADDY ISSUES

God, have all the writers got Oedipus complexes over there?

Don't answer that.

And don't assume I'm complaining.

Love,
Alex

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Dear Parkman,

Look, dude, I hate you. I've always hated you. But you better man up and fast, or I won't just be calling you Molly's Bad Daddy in jest.

On the other hand, do good by her and I might see it in me to let up on my UNRELENTING HATE.

Love Best regards in your future endeavors,
Alex

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Dear Jeremy,

Please to be getting a LiveJournal.

Love,
Alex

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Dear JKR.,

What, I go away from the internet for a weekend and you SPRING THIS ON THE WORLD? What am I, chopped liver?

P.S. I totally love you.

Love,
Alex

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Dear World,

Christ, stop being so cynical about the JKR news. It's not only annoying, it makes me think less of you. :P

Or am I just one of the naive few that still believes that she doesn't just do it for the hype?

Saddened by your cynicism, since goddamnit I'M supposed to be the cynical one,
Alex

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Free Rice

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