Dear Sarah,
Oh my God you are lucky that your parents did not MURDER YOU.
Dear Heather,
Sometimes curiosity can be cute. That? Was OMGWTFwereyouthinking?!
Dear Alby,
Thank you for not being gay. We were wondering about that.
Dear Nicki,
I feel a little sorry for you, but OH MY GOD.
Dear Barb,
Good on you.