Ahahaha.

[T]hings will be complicated at my house soon, because my mother is coming to visit me. Brace yourself for some whining about that, because I'm really not cut out to be submissive for more than about five minutes at a time. And my mother is a small, sweet woman with big blue eyes, a gentle southern accent, and the uncanny ability to completely dominate not only me, but damn near everyone who's in the room with her. Max is somewhat immune to her bizarre power, but he can't protect me all the time.

Don't get me wrong. I love my mom. I even like my mom. There are many, many wonderful things about my mom. It's just that she's kind of like Napoleon in a Chico's tunic. - Mistress Matisse

(I should note, for anyone that wants to follow that link, that Mistress Matisse is a professional dominatrix, and thus you venture into probably-not-worksafe territory. On the other hand, it is just her personal blog, and it doesn't have any explicit nudity unless you start clicking links.)

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Dallas writer harrassed for writing the word "bomb" down while on airplane

That's, uh, kind of insane.

No, wait, really insane.