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Alex: I need MP3age of Buffy musical songs. Good lord, this idea just won't let go.
Amber (Artsy!): The idea of dloading Buffy music?
Alex: No. Of making it Aberrant-y.
Alex: Because because because Jake is TOTALLY BUFFY.
Alex: And Thomas would make an adorable Xander, and Amy as Anya is really easy to picture.
Alex: And then I put Arkham (Jeremy's character) in as Giles and it becomes hilarity. In a CAN.
Amber (Artsy!): o.O
Amber (Artsy!): Ace... as... Buffy...
Amber (Artsy!): *mind shatters*
Amber (Artsy!): HE'S BLONDE!
Amber (Artsy!): *dies*
Alex: XD
Alex: THAT MADE EVEN LESS SENSE THAN MY IDEA.
Alex: LOOK. CAPS.
Alex: *POINTS*
Amber (Artsy!): :G
Amber (Artsy!): :G :G :G
Alex: No, really, I'm trying to kill you.

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Walking last night from a friend's house to the tube station I passed a shop festooned in the most horrible things ever: little plaster babies' feet. Painted in pastel colours. Sticking out of the wall. Someone please assure me that the biological desire to reproduce does not signal the end of taste. It's enough to put a girl off her vibrator for fear of being impregnated with jelly babies.

From the Belle de Jour weblog archives.

Meme!

To play this game one puts one's music-generator on random and picks a lyric from the first twenty things that come up.

Then one posts those twenty things and sees how many people can guess them, stripped devoid of their contexts and possibly specifically chosen to be difficult to figure out, because one is a bit of a sadist.

( 1-20, playlist slightly truncated. )

If I had to guess, most people that bother to reply to this will know:
2, 4, 6, 10, 11, 12, 13, 17, 20