AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

*runs around in circles and screams*

Okay, look, I know I'm brilliant, and I know I'm awesome, but I AM NOT BILINGUAL, TRILINGUAL, OR QUATRALINGUAL!

I do NOT know enough Italian to be functionally conversational, I do NOT know enough German to translate a technical manual, and I most CERTAINLY do not have the prowess in French to translate an entire 6-page quotation!

I SPEAK AND WRITE T3H ENGLISH GUD! THAT IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR!

*rips out hair*

Having said all that, at least I'm 3 pages into the first of the two I have to do...