This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long time.

South Koreans are fucking hardcore!

And yes, this is an ACTUAL NEWS ARTICLE. See here.

I can't stop laughing.

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In other news, we have a German with us now! His name is Bernhard, and he looks like Matt March, but paler. He is adorable. Unfortunately, I sometimes have to explain terms like "level the playing field" and such. (Idioms are weird to explain.)

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You all remember that meme going around a while ago, the one where you search your name and link to your favorite?

Alessandra. If I looked like that, I would NEVER STOP MASTURBATING. EVER.

AWESOME.

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