Apr. 27th, 2004

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Two hours left of work (assuming I push myself to that 4:00 mark), and The Washington Post Online went down for maintenance. I'm out of other things to read; therefore, I post.

I have a few ideas for stories buzzing around right now. One is a short, probably mostly dialogue piece about a writer and his muse. There's always the fantasy piece that I keep meaning to work on, but that I instead look at with dread terror. (Given that it has at least three seperate plots, all of which I find interesting and could work well together, it would be a huge undertaking to try and start, let alone complete.) Then there's always erotica. Or I could write Aberrant fanfiction, because that's easy and I already understand the characters without having to grasp for them.

I think my problem may stem from not just laziness, but also a worry that I'm making one-dimensional character---

DARRELL STOP SCREECHING YOUR CHAIR KTHXDIE.

Ahem, sorry.

--a worry that I'm making one-dimensional characters. Roleplaying helps this! But roleplaying also makes me feel like an R. A. Salvatore loser that wanks off because her 20th level drow wizard/fighter ISSOCOOL *wankity wank wank*.

Then again, Salvatore gets paid, and probably quite a lot.

This fear also doesn't prevent me from wanting to write the script for JACE: The Movie, but only because I NEED to use the tagline: "Some vampires are destined for greatness. Others are destined to die in the backseat of a van."

Ranting about Jace )

Anyway... maybe I'll just start a Very Secret Diary for Vicki. That'd be humorous AND time-consuming!
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SNOW!

BLOODY SNOW!

IN APRIL!
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Everyone remembers the joke:
"I'd like some food and some drink."
[annoyed drivethru girl] "That'll be some money."
Or, if you don't, now you know it.

...well, from the halls of customers_suck...

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[Me]: GoodafternoonsirwelcometoMcDonald'setcetera
OG: I'd like an extra value meal, NO ONIONS, a Happy Meal, and a shake.
[Me]: *blinks* I'm sorry... what sort of extra value meal would you like?
OG: NO ONIONS. And a shake.
[Me]: I can certainly do that for you, but I need you to be just a little more specific. Extra Value Meals are numbers 1-11, and all but 5, 7,8,9, and 10 come with onions.
OG: Oh. Six. With a shake!
[Me]: Chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, or *x*?
OG: CHOCOLATE.
[Me]: And what sort of Happy Meal would you like?
OG: REGULAR.
[Me]: Cheeseburger, hamburger, or chicken nuggets?
OG: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, FORGET IT.

-courtesy of jukejointjezebl

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...*snort* At least we only joke about it.

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