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Alex says: Weeeeeak.
Patrick says: Huh? Hey, I'm all studly and impressive.
Alex says: I'm sorry, I can't type due to hysterical spasms of laughter.
Patrick says: I ahte you so much...
Alex says: Ahte? Patrick, are you reinventing English again?
Alex says: Forgetful mental trait, only relating to spelling mishaps.
Patrick says: This is really painful. I want you to know that.
Alex says: If you learned to spell, I wouldn't have to mock you.
Patrick says: I'm waiting on your slightest misspel from now on.
Alex says: Good boy.
Patrick says: So much passive hate... must achieve catharsis through active hate.
Alex says: Misspell, for the record.
Patrick says: DAMMIT!
Alex says: Oh, Patrick.
Alex says: *patpat*
Patrick says: Type that again with an exclamation point.
Alex says: Sorry, too busy copy-pasting into livejournal.
Patrick says: FUCK!

On Why Talking to Me is a Dangerous Pasttime

Patrick says: Still not typing to Alex. She savages egos.
Alex says: Okay, but a savaged ego means a higher chance of sex.
Alex says: I mean, really.
Patrick says: I don't know... I do highly prize my ego, and have healthy doubts as to Alex's *actual* intentions.
Alex says: Okay, true, I just like savaging your ego. It provides me amusement in the long work hours.
Patrick says: Well, I suppose that it's relieving to know that you've been jerking me around for nothing.
Alex says: Not nothing, just nothing that benefits you.
Patrick says: True enough. Your logic is impeccable.
Alex says: Of course.
Patrick says: Wait! This totally sucks!
Alex says: *l*
Alex says: It's your own fault for doubting my intentions out loud.
Patrick says: True enough.
Patrick says: WAIT! SUCKS!
Alex says: *shakes head at you*
Patrick says: Well, that's it. Ego's slowly deflating.
Alex says: See, now you're just trying to trick me into admitting that this was all a clever ruse to deflate your ego even further.
Patrick says: No. I'd pretty much say that you've destroyed me through the tiny opening I had in my heart. The part that wasn't callused over. And now my vital ego stuffs are leaking out.
Alex says: Would pats cause them to leak more, or stay the flow?
Patrick says: More. Being humored at this point would pretty much open a floodgate, somewhere.
Alex says: Tempting.
Alex says: But if I break Patrick, I will have no companionship while at work. Alas.
Alex says: Oh wait, I guess there are always Amber and Joyee...
Alex says: Hmmm.
Patrick says: Patrick "The Broken Man" Bradley.
Alex says: *patpat*
Patrick says: Gone. It's gone.
Alex says: Yay!


Alex says: I broke Patrick.
Joyee says: how?
Alex says: Making fun of him.
Joyee says: neato!
Alex says: I know, I'm amazed it worked.
Joyee says: congrats!
Alex says: *bows*