That there will be some people in my audience that have not read the Oz fic. ^^ Now, most of them wouldn't understand it, but... there are still lines that don't really need context that are still damn funny. So! Without further ado:
Random Oz Fic Moments
"Ah, my furry companion. You too are a victim of societal stereotypes. Y'see, most people are not brave or courageous, they are just really good at hiding their fear. So, for you, I have acting classes! With a little work, you will too be as seemingly courageous as your friends around you. And... if all else fails, just shoot whatever scares you," said Kenshin, handing her a gun. "If it works in the United States, why not Ancient China?"
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"Oh! Well, is that the Witch," Shinzui asked, pointing he wand towards an adoring Kage.
"Yes, yes he is. Take him away and burn him... No! Of course not, he's just a stupid dog."
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"My- mmm-my, my, my, my goodness. I can talk again," said Hakumei, sounding truly innocent.
"Wonderful," Gen'ei muttered from her place the seats. Hakumei shot her a look, then continued with his lines.
"Oh - oil my arms, please - oil my elbows. Oil everywhere." Chantal and Ali snickered openly from the back of the theatre, while Donnie tried to hide her grin.
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"Chaaaaantaaalll! Foxes can't talk."
"Go away Ali, this scene is my masterpiece."
"Demo... foxes can't talk!"
"Well, Kage is just a figment of your imagination, so hush and let me be..."
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"And Ryuusenshi said 'Let there be rehearsal," and then Willow and Hoshi shut up, and everyone saw it was a good thing," said Ryuusenshi.
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Nuriko, dressed as a male, danced onto the stage, spinning every few steps.
"Hello, welcome to the Nuriko Special, where we make every day into a wonderful one."
Slight choking noises were audible from the back of the theatre, as the Chantal was jumped by Ali and Quinq, and slowly being throttled to death.
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"I think," Gwydion mused, moving over to Chantal. "That you better untie her." THTC-sama and Ryuusenshi both looked at Gwydion like she was stark-raving mad.
"Why on earth would I do that," Ryuusenshi asked.
"Ano..." Gwydion began, walking over to Ryuusenshi. When she reached the senshi of weather she gripped her by the shoulders and began shaking her madly. "What are you, stupid? Haven't you been paying attention to this story at all? The author is evil! She made you propose to some guy several pages ago, and now she's making you whimper like a baby. So, again, I advise that you let her go."
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"Now, I suppose you'd be wanting your heart. Nowadays, people don't judge you by how pure your heart is, but by how many woman you can get into the sack. Now, if you watch any Jerry Springer at all, you know that the most attractive thing about any man is if he already belongs to another woman. Therefore I present thee, oh honourable Tin Man, with this." Kenshin turned away from the audience, snickering wildly. When he turned back around his face was covered in frosty pink lipstick. He swept the larger man into his arms, moving in for a smooch. He forgot the weight of the costume however, and both men promptly fell to the stage. Kotori snickered as the pair turned red.
"I guess you two will have to practice that part for me after the others leave tonight," Ryuusenshi said non-chalantly. "Continue please."
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And what was the beauiful, talented, god-like authoress doing all of this? Hmm...let's go look. ^_^
SDChantal: *sitting at her computer* Need to finish Oz...need to finish Oz....Egads! Pixie Sticks! *swallows them paper and all*
*Knock Knock*
SDChantal: Come in, come in!
*The men in the white jackets appear*
Man 1 : *to unknown person* So, she's the threat to society?
Unknown person: Hai....I have proof. *hands Man 1 a copy of the Oz parody*
Man 1: *reading* I think this should be enough to lock her away for life.
Second unknown person: No! Not for life...just for a few days. I need her to write more stories!
First unknown person: Demo...
Second unknown person: Flutes aren't that evil....
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