Hehehe...

Mad Libs! (For Patrick)

[derogatory title]

[action]
[piece of wardrobe]
[fluid]
[body part (female)]
[verb] - though I think this should actually be [adjective]
[body part]
[verb]
[witty Alex catchphrase]

I'll tell you all what you came up with in a later post. ;)
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