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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...

(Terry Pratchett, Alt.Fan.Pratchett)


Alex says: I find it so funny that "gayer than sin" pulls up 6 results on Google, and four of those are Subaru/Seishirou related, and one more is a HP fic.


Alex says: I just can't write Takashi eating lunch and angsting.
Mysticjuicer says: *l*
Takashi: My soup is cold. Cold and barren and lustfilled. Like Akui. I drink Akui soup, in the cold, and the darkness... (etc.)
Alex says: XD
Mysticjuicer says: Soup: *is lustfilled*
Mysticjuicer says: :>)
Mysticjuicer says: Soup: *is in the cold, and the darkness*
Alex says: *giggles*
Mysticjuicer says: I am so amused!
Alex says: Okay, so YOU write my Takashi post. ;)
Mysticjuicer says: 'Wink' indeed. :>)
Mysticjuicer says: Whatever you -do- end up posting for him, you can now include that riveting lunch-monologue.
Mysticjuicer says: Monologue: *is riveting, I swear*

My boyfriend is a crack addict, and gayer than sin (except for me). This pleases me. Obviously, I should not be considered 'sane'.

What advice would you give your twelve-year-old self? Do not wear the Pocahontas hat. Try talking to people, you're too damn shy. Remember what people you knew were like at that age, because in five years, you won't recognize most of them, and it will make you sad. And for the love of God, don't tell Mom that you don't like math, because she WILL tell your math teacher.