*rotflmao*

I found Dumbledore/Snape doujinshi online.
And... really amusing doujinshi. With bad translations along the side (Japanese artist).

"You no become Death Eater if you my woman!"
"Okay... okay! Severus become your woman!"

I'm a horrible person. But it's SO funny...
James/Severus, Albus/Severus, Lucius/Severus, You-Know-Who/Severus, and still to come: Draco/Severus, Sirius/Severus, and Chris(?)/Severus.

Still wondering who Chris is... maybe Peter?
*snicker* James is evil. Much more like you'd think Lucius to be. *nod*
*cracks up* To resign the Death Eaters, Snape has to screw Lucius 101 times? ooooooh boy.
I'm WAY too amused by all of this.
And the Voldie one is *really* *really* scary.

Lyta-sama, can I corrupt your mind with this page? ;)

For any who want to see, the warning page before the art is here; for those who don't want to see a naked Snape screwing everyone, don't look. ;p

Yes, now that I've frightened at least three people...

This is the same artist's opening page... Just go to look at the opening comic; it's funny. (Or I'm easily amused, as we know.)

You know, Allie, despite you saying that How Harry Potter Got His Groove Back is hilarious, I'm finding myself frightened ;)

Across the room, Draco was alternating between studying his well-manicured nails and watching his peers slaughter mystery meat. "Fake Potter had better be taking me someplace nice," he drawled, bored. "I'll see to it that he does. After all, I am the dominating one." He paused, resisting the urge to cackle madly. "I'm so the boy. Although I *am* the prettier of the two..."

So afraid. ^________^ But DRACO!

As we can all see, I'm back on my ultra-HP kick. I need an emoticon for HP. Or obsessed. ^_____^

"Prepare to be de-flowered"?
Oh. my. GOD!

You know, everyone probably thinks I'm turning into Fake Ali Picchetti now ;)

"Quiet, Malfoy. Crazy people should be seen and not heard." XD XD XD

Allie, honey, I am honestly being alternately frightened and horrifically amused by this. ^____^

Finally, Draco said, "Our date consists of Muggle animal cruelty?"

"Um."

"Fake Harry Potter, I think I love you."

Cow tipping. Oh. my. GOD!

...yes. As a matter of fact, I am horribly, frighteningly amused. Yes, Simon, this means that I am reading slash and being frightened of it. No, that does not mean I am going to stop reading about Harry Potter characters having sex!

Wait, let me switch gears...
*excerpt status ON*

Ken: I know what will make you feel better... *gives Aya Significant Look*

Aya: *stops crying and grabs Ken, dragging him to the door* We're going, uh, to the store for a while.

Omi: But the door out is over there.

Yohji: Ah, sweet, sweet lovin'.

Omi: Yohji-kun, what's going on between Aya and Ken?

Yohji: Let Uncle Yohji tell you a story.

Omi: Oh boy!

Yohji: This is a story about the bird and the bees. You see, sometimes birds and bees get together and make sweet, sweet lovin'. But sometimes bees like other bees. Sometimes birds like birds. Sometimes bees like birds and bees.

Omi: Wait, now I'm confused.

Yohji: See, Omi-chan, most guys walk on the right side of the street. Aya and Ken walk on the left side of the street. Holding hands. Singing songs.

Omi: Hold on, I'm not catching any of this. You're mixing metaphors.

Yohji: As for Uncle Yohji, well, Uncle Yohji walks in the middle of the street. *waggles eyebrows*

Omi: ...Headache... *passes out*


*** Present ***

Omi: I woke up two days later naked and confused.

Yohji: No, you didn't!

Omi: A boy can always hope, can't he?

Therapist: *writes "Omi: definitely gay"*

*excerpt status OFF*

*status light blinks back ON*

Omi: What he needs is to do is stop making me horny!

Yohji: Omi-chan, that's like asking God to make the sun stop shining.

*OFF again*

My kind of Omi ;)

Okay, okay, I swear, I'm done... freaks... don't appreciate great yaoi. ^____________^