According to TheSpark.com:

-I am 62% pure (38% corrupt).
-I am going to die on June 6, 2061, at the age of 76.
-I am going to have 4 sex partners, 1 female, 3 male, three of whom I will love; I will first have sex at age 20 in a hotel room; and I have trouble discerning between love and lust.
-I am 66% gay (lesbian).
-I have an IQ of 142.
This was said about my UNTELLIGENCE:
The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
But what concerns us most about her is her sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys her ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 81% chance that she will end up in prison!
Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.
-I have an ass score of 66%
-I am a DOMINANT INTROVERT ABSTRACT FEELER (DIAF/Artist)
-They're positive I'm a man.
-I am 46% bitch, higher than the average 38%, bitchier than 72% of test-takers.
- I am 30% slut.