^^;; I've figured out the connundrum.

I'm a lesbian because if I can't even manage to CUT in straight lines, how am I supposed to ACT in straight ways?

*twitches slightly*

That last part brought to you by last-minute presentation preparation. -_-;;; *twitches again*

Anyhoo.

If I were a work of art, I would be Salvador Dali's Persistence of Memory. I am a surreal landscape composed of several disjointed and bizarre components. I like to keep an eye on the time, although the very concept is fluid for me. People are never sure what they are seeing when they look at me. Which work of art would you be? The Art Test

Yeah, Salvador Dali... he's cool like that. We have a print of the picture with the melting watch ("which one?" everyone yells) in our English room...

GAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Nooo... Philosophy test tomorrow... WHY WHY WHY must they cram everything onto CONCERT NIGHT *cries*