Lyta is the devil!

Therefore, I am a devil-worshipper. Hmmm. Chantal, does this mean I get to put a shrine to Lyta in your closet? *grin*

Anyway, let me explain why Lyta is evil.

*points* She has me writing a songfic of Keenan singing "I Touch Myself" at Seth! Wearing a Catholic schoolgirl outfit!

SDEl: It was your idea in the first place.
SDAli: *weeps* But she ENCOURAGED it!
SDKeenan: *in front of a mirror* Hmm... plaid skirts really suit me...
SDAli: And now I'm drawing FANART of it!
SDSeth: *-_-;*

And now I'm off to clean the house before we leave for vacation. Sigh. 9_9

Okay, this is late but...

I'm going to tell you all about my wonderful... was it Saturday? I think it was... I can't remember anymore.

So, Danny picked me up at around noon, after much calling back and forth trying to wake Ali up on Olivia's part and trying to wrangle a ride out of a half-asleep Danny on my part.

So, I get to their house eventually, makeup in tow. (I own it, I just don't WEAR it...) Olivia (spawndaughter) and I set about making Danny cute. *evil, evil grin* This is in exchange for a sushi dinner (hey, no complaints here ;). So. We start out by liberally applying all forms of makeup to Danny, then tying his hair into cute little poofies. Somewhere along the line, we decide it is a WONDERFUL idea to take pictures of this. ^^ So, we get a cute picture of Danny, wearing purply pink lipstick and all manner of makeup, holding a rose... He looks so cute! So we get him to pose, this time on a chair with his head in his hands. PURE Japanese-schoolgirl here.

Chantal, it'll be a tough competition to see who the better crossdresser is ;)

So THEN, we get the brilliant idea to gel his hair. Zelgadis time! Our attempts were, to say the least, pretty bad. A quarter of a bottle of gel and 45 minutes with a hairdryer yielded decent results though ;) Pictures of that, too. Then, cute posing as "Lina and Zel" (Olivia will be Lina at CNA, Danny will be Zel) and "Xel and Zel" (sore wa... himitsu desu!).

THEN, we decided to make it into a book. It'll be a bestseller. *evil, evil grin* Can't wait to show you all. It was dedicated to the spawnmother, Chantal. ^_^

So by this time it's about 2. We listen to J-POP for another three hours as we work on the book (Danny's grandmother was SO not impressed by us. *LOL*), then decide it's time to go out! We head over to the arcade, where I beat Olivia 7-6 at airhockey, then mooch money off Simon (who joined us at the City Centre) and Danny until 6, when they close down. I think at this point we decided to drive to Square One... which was also closed... but WalMart wasn't! So we bought lots of sugar, then headed for Chantal's work... waited for like an hour at Timmy's (mmm... Iced Cappucino...), then went to pick her up.

Showed her the book, she was disturbed *GRIN*

So then we went to Sai's for dinner. Mmmm... tempura... dinner was fun. And, Olivia said sashimi or sushi... but Danny thought it sounded like semen (don't ask me)... and Chantal was like... "Huh?" because she heard Simon... and I was like, "You can't possibly be that innocent..." But she just couldn't figure it out. ^^ And I didn't want to corrupt my spawndaughter... I'm not that evil a spawnfather... so finally I was like, "Not Simon. Replace the vowels with 'e's." And she was like... "Oh dear."

Then we went bowling at like 10 at night... "Lin"(a), Xel, "Fil"(ia) and Zel... *grin* Didn't get home until midnight... but, was fun. Got reprimanded for being home so late though.

Oh well. ^_^