Oh God.

~~An Excerpt~~
(Not technically mine. ;)

"Baka! Can't you read?"

"Read what?" The group said in unison.

"The f*ckin' sign!"

"What f*ckin' sign," the group echoed.

"The...damnit...wait a sec..." The red-haired man disappeared back into the stronghold. "Kouji! Kouji, where'd you put the damn sign," they heard from within. "Nevermind, I found it."

The red-haired man re-appeared and placed a sign on the door. Then he pulled the window shut, leaving the group of five alone again.

We're sick of hearing that f*ckin' bell.
Especially with Genrou around.
Please knock.

~Bandits of Mt. Leikaku

Meme!

One of those delicious you ask me for questions, I give you questions to answer types! These questions from roseneko.

What was your first fandom?

Sailor Moon. *nodnod* For a long time, followed by Fushigi Yuugi and Utena. Harry Potter probably started around the same time, but Sailor Moon was definitely the first.

Why did you decide to study massage in particular?

Because it was something that would (ideally) help people in pain get out of pain, so pretty much the absolute opposite of my old job. :P

Who was it that initially got you in to gaming?

The Simons and Jason C, although I was doing RP-by-chatroom before that (or at least concurrent with that?). They invited me along to a Rifts game once upon a time. I would have been in 9th grade, so 13.

Who was your first girlfriend (in the love/relationship sense, assuming you've had one?)

That depends on what you let count, because a lot of my early relationships were internet-based, and also I was *mumblety* years old. So... probably reflectedeve? (My timeline is a little fuzzy. There are a couple of others that might have come earlier.) If we're talking "in meatspace only", user_lain.

How would you describe your relationship with your mother?

Odd? I'm the person in the house she gets along with best, most of the time, but this leads to a lot of complaining on her part about my dad and my sister. She's mostly out of the house ALL THE TIME since retirement, so I see her for maybe half an hour a day on an average day. Also, while I don't mind the more woo-woo aspects of her beliefs (astrology, etc.), she has also been getting into more and more scientifically unsound BS (homeopathy, etc.) that makes me want to shake her. But whatever. *jazz hands*

Do you plan to stay in the Toronto area indefinitely?

Yes. I don't have much interest in moving elsewhere. (All my stuff is here!) At worst, I might move to KW eventually. Unless somewhere much warmer becomes significantly more liberal and has a decent economy. Then I might consider it. ;)

Seriously, dude, why haven't you come to visit me already? :p

Because every time you ask, I add a month to the tally. :D

The actual answer is that flights cost more than my two-month income, so far. Money to do things: I needs it. :P