"I Write Like" Meme

Okay, so someone explain the following to me (as posted on shadesong's post:

http://iwl.me/

Vampire porn: William Shakespeare.
Random blog post: Stephen King.
Wonderland porn A: Dan Brown.
Wonderland porn B: Chuck Palahniuk.
Cyberpunk porn: Raymond Chandler.
SF porn: Stephen King.

...do I have any other porn I can put through it... hmmm...

Nope, but I have
Terrible fantasy that should never see the light of day: Vladmir Nabokov.

Meta?: Chuck Palahniuk.

Um...

I don't even know.