I blame the media.

Alex: D'or is played by Harrison Ford.
HasturHasturHastur: Is he?
Alex: In my head right now.
Alex: I'll be in my bunk.
Alex: SHUT UP OKAY
HasturHasturHastur: What? WHAT?
Alex: Nothing.
Alex: I just like Harrison Ford gorramit.
Alex: Ford Ford Ford. It's even fun to say!
HasturHasturHastur: And your "bunk" is all of 5 feet from your computer
HasturHasturHastur: Fnord?
Alex: I KNOW okay so maybe I'm fjording right now. Fording. MASTURBATION
HasturHasturHastur: Now I'll be in my bunk! JEEZ