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So Pat's a big wuss and has taken to logging off between midnight and 1AM recently. Which makes me mad, 'cause seriously here, who goes to bed at one in the morning? Old people. That's who.

So he's like, "I'm going now."
And I'm all, "Nuh-uh!"
And Chiwetel Ejiofor comes in with the line I NEED to use...
And Pat leaves before I can use it.

"I'm irresistible, you fool!"

Things I need:

-someone close to me to have a really ostentatious wedding, because I don't want to get married, but fuck it, I want the pretty princess dressing up! Amazing food things! Dresses! Shoes that pinch! I don't care who, but one of you better do it soon. And invite me. Preferably as a bridesmaid.

Or maybe I'll just have a not-legally-binding-in-any-way huge wedding. With catering and limos and all. Because of course I can afford that. SHUT UP. FANTASY DREAMLAND, OK?

[Pat's dad, somewhere, is laughing at me. As you read this. I promise.]

-I also need Blood Ties. And Kyle Schmid.

-Oooh! Ooooh! Maybe I can be an actress in a STAGED wedding. With Kyle Schmid. On Blood Ties. In Vancouver.

(-as a side note, have I mentioned how INSANELY FUCKING JEALOUS I am of Tanya Huff right now? I WANNA BE ON THE BLOOD TIES SET *cries*)

-to finish NaNo.

-more Roger Whittaker, damnit! I love that man. (In a grandfatherly sort of way, shut up, Patrick, I can totally hear you.) More Christmas music in general.

-More music in general!

-to see people! I am going crazy! CRAZY TOWN! RIGHT HERE!

-shinies.