Why I hate Patrick today
Dec. 10th, 2005 03:38 amYou know who I hate more than anyone else in the world?
People who say, "Oh, I got your Christmas gift! It's in the back seat!" WITH THE FULL KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU FUCKING HATE ANTICIPATION.
AND THEN GUILT YOU WHEN YOU STEAL THE GIFT FROM WHERE THEY HID IT IN THE CLOSET.
(It's still in the bag, and no, I haven't looked at it, but Patrick is laying the guilt trip on so thick that I may have to beat him to death with the damn thing.)
I would be so happy if people would just say that they hadn't gotten anything for me yet, or, I don't know, not shop until the 24th.
ANTICIPATION IS THE DEVIL.
People who say, "Oh, I got your Christmas gift! It's in the back seat!" WITH THE FULL KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU FUCKING HATE ANTICIPATION.
AND THEN GUILT YOU WHEN YOU STEAL THE GIFT FROM WHERE THEY HID IT IN THE CLOSET.
(It's still in the bag, and no, I haven't looked at it, but Patrick is laying the guilt trip on so thick that I may have to beat him to death with the damn thing.)
I would be so happy if people would just say that they hadn't gotten anything for me yet, or, I don't know, not shop until the 24th.
ANTICIPATION IS THE DEVIL.